Hey there everybody. Remember that stupid anagram posting of mine awhile back? I got a forward with a bunch more. Aren't they great?

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

What's that you say? "Jon's lying, he made these all up himself! There is no forward! He's just trying to hide the fact that he has no life!" Really, I swear, I don't have that much time on my hands, I got a forward...

-Jon

p.s. Yes, Lisa, we've been watching Married to the Kellys. I've gotten a few of my friends here to watch it and I keep reassuring them that yes, your family is real and you really do these things. It's great.